Be Like Mark
Let’s be honest, shall we? Just as some people are not suitable candidates for prime minister – like many of the prime minister’s we have ended up with over the years– – not everyone is a suitable candidate for working from home. Yes, Mark, the quiet guy at the office (doesn’t every office have a Mark?) who works away without needing to be told to get a move on is always going to do far better at this than overweight Michael–the joker of the office who needs a good hard kick up the arse just to remind him to turn up to work on time. So, with that in mind, how (when you are a male or female version of Michael, God help you…) do you convince your boss to let you work from home, in a bid to be able to eat more pizza and generally improve your life and get away from the losers at the office? You show him this, is what you do, it really is genius.
Please note: this guide only shows you how to work efficiently from home. Sorry, if you are a Michael (or Michaela, as the case may be) then it can’t turn you in to a Mark–I’m afraid you’ll just have to get very good at pretending to be conscientious.
Anyway, this guide is good. Really good. The Enigin guys and girls are clearly all more like Mark and know their stuff. This comprehensive guide covers all the bases, making your case for working from home pretty much water-tight.
So what are you waiting for? Away with you, go lie and blag…