Baby Come Back!
I didn’t used to watch The One Show much, I just had it on in the background while I thought about my time spent teaching overseas. And I don’t mean that actually I did used to watch The One Show much and I secretly love it. I really do mean I had it on in the background.
But it was only when Adrian Chiles left The One Show that I realized the horrifying truth of the matter…and what I had become: I did indeed used to watch The One Show a great deal–Secretly, out of the corner of my eye, in a subconscious way, whatever you want to call it, I did watch the show, and I took it all in. I know this because I am now mourning the loss of Adrian Chiles from The One Show in a very surreal and uncomfortable, heart-breaking way! Every time that awful new presenter comes on (I can’t bare to utter his name, and even if I knew his name I wouldn’t utter it! He can barely call himself a presenter next to Chiles anyway…) I just despair now. I wonder how I will cope in the future. I really do wonder why I didn’t read my subconscious signs earlier (maybe because my subconscious is sneaky; it always has been quite sneaky). Perhaps then I would have embraced The One Show more and then I would have been able to stare at Adrian Chiles’s amazingly un-sexy yet somehow interesting bat-style face more and now I wouldn’t be in the mess I am in–
Woe is me!
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